Terryorisms

Welcome to Air-conditioned box seats, Superbowl of World Religions July 18, 2006

Thanks Randy for this collage of events:

Our foreign correspondent, Caroline, closest to the war zone says:

“Hello All, I had a busy day in Prague. Went to the Jewish Cemetary, where there are some 20,000 bodies burried over time in 12 layers, as being a ghetto they could not expanf the cemetary. Over time the tombstones of centuries past have worked themselves up to the surface and in their wake
left a dizzying display over ancient stone.”

Newt Gingrich, on with Tim Russert July 16 says;

“I, I believe if you take all the countries I just listed, that you’ve been covering, put them on a map, look at all the different connectivity, you’d have to say to yourself this is, in fact, World War III.”    (Newt, by Jove, you’ve got it!)

Our foreign correspondent, Caroline, closest to the war zone says:

“Saw the astronomical clock do its thing, which is on the hour a proccession of saints twirl around inside the bell tower like they are on a merry go round  . . . “

But Sheik Nasrallah is shrewdly rallying the faithful by evoking his party’s claim to a holy mandate:

“You are fighting the sons of Muhammad and Ali and Hassan and Hussein and all the prophet’s household,” he told the Israelis in a recorded message broadcast on the group’s satellite television station, Al Manar, and on several Arab satellite news stations.