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The economy is so bad that… June 5, 2009

Posted by tkcollier in Economy & Business, Humor.

The economy is so bad that…CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
People in Africa are donating money to Americans
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do
you know how many kids are starving in the US ?”
Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally…
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat…the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.      Thanks to Jean Paul


1. Joe Greene - June 6, 2009

The economy is so bad, that I sold my business and still have to work on the weekend!!!

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