Puns – The Collection

I know that the pun is supposed to be the lowest form of humor, but I’ve always been a sucker for them. Thanks to John Milciunas for this collection of 20.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.


2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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IRAQ IN FRAGMENTS – The Movie

IRAQ IN FRAGMENTS ; background
Suddenly the flood gates had opened. There was no government in Iraq and I could film whatever I wanted as long as I could stay alive.

My guess was that I would have about a year before either a new authoritarian government would be put in power or Iraq would descend into civil war and become too dangerous to work in. I needed to make my film while it was still possible.

This amazing Indie film won the accolades of the Sundance and many other Film Festivals. Excerpts are available at Fareed Zakaria excellent PBS show from 11/16 “Foreign Exchange – Where America meets the world”

The Pigeons are tripping

By Kevin Deutsch Palm Beach Post Staff Writer Tuesday, November 14, 2006 and thanks to Maria Collier for pointing this out.

WEST PALM BEACH— If Marvin the Falcon becomes more picky about his prey, you can blame the hallucinogenic corn.

For 10 years, pest control workers have fed the pesky pigeons that roost on the courthouse roof kernels of corn mixed with a hallucinogenic agent designed to scare them away.

Some courthouse workers are worried the chemical could hurt or even kill Marvin, a pigeon-eating peregrine falcon that has become the “mascot” of the courthouse’s 11th floor. Continue reading “The Pigeons are tripping”

Lessons from Holland

Lessons from Holland

This article challenges the pessimistic inevitably of Eurabia opined in the next 2 postings.
Europe’s challenge: The murders of Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh and politician Pim Fortuyn, as well as the Danish cartoon riots, have led some to declare that Western Europe is in the throes of a new clash of civilizations pitting Muslim immigrants against non-Muslims. Senior writer Dan Gardner visited Holland and Denmark recently and found that, while there are some serious problems, the situation is not as bleak as it is often depicted. Click on the title to read.

Warriors & The Myth of Peace

The New Media Journal | Warriors & The Myth of Peace by Raymond S. Kraft
Unlike the hedonic Liberalism of Europe and America, some cultures want to win and conquer and dominate and subjugate others. To the Liberals of Europe and America, Imperialism is a dirty word. To others, Imperialism is a great and noble goal and inspiration.

We face an implacable marriage of religious fervor and tribal Warriorism in the tide of Jihadism that harbors only disdain and contempt for all peace other than the its own peace of its own imposition that follows conquest and subjugation, the peace of submission, the peace of Islamic domination and hegemony.

The translation of Islam is submission according to Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

The Rape of Europe

The Rape of Europe | The Brussels Journal
Broder is convinced that the Europeans are not willing to oppose islamization. “The dominant ethos,” he told De Volkskrant, “is perfectly voiced by the stupid blonde woman author with whom I recently debated. She said that it is sometimes better to let yourself be raped than to risk serious injuries while resisting. She said it is sometimes better to avoid fighting than run the risk of death.”

In a recent op-ed piece in the Brussels newspaper De Standaard (23 October) the Dutch (gay and self-declared “humanist”) author Oscar Van den Boogaard refers to Broder’s interview. Van den Boogaard says that to him coping with the islamization of Europe is like “a process of mourning.” He is overwhelmed by a “feeling of sadness.” “I am not a warrior,” he says, “but who is? I have never learned to fight for my freedom. I was only good at enjoying it.”

But there is more to it than the fact that non-religious people tend not to have as many children as religious people, because many of them prefer to “enjoy” freedom rather than renounce it for the sake of children. Secularists, it seems to me, are also less keen on fighting. Since they do not believe in an afterlife, this life is the only thing they have to lose. Hence they will rather accept submission than fight. Like the German feminist Broder referred to, they prefer to be raped than to resist.

December 7, 2008

The New Media Journal | December 7, 2008 by Raymond S. Kraft

Thanks to Chad Bribane for forwarding this bleak fictional “..end of the America era”.

December 7, 2008, began inauspiciously.

At 0753 at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii, the attack that had triggered America’s entry into World War II, sixty-seven years before, was ceremoniously commemorated, an honor guard, taps, a 21-gun salute, the bugle’s notes and the rifles’ crack drifting across the bay to the USS Arizona memorial, where Admiral Arthur Peterson, USN Ret., laid a wreath in memory of the sailors sleeping below, one of whom was his own grandfather. Click on the underlined link to continue.

YouTube misdirected

IE7 rejected, YouTube misdirected | InfoWorld | News | November 10, 2006 | By Robert X. Cringely®
In a pickle: YouTube is being sued by the Universal Tube and Rollform Corporation, whose utube.com Web site has been deluged by quasi-literate Netizens looking for video clips but finding rotary welders and de-dimpling machines instead. Apparently utube’s traffic soared from a few thousand to several million hits per month, taking the site offline. Company president Ralph Girkins wants the video site to fork over big bucks to cover his “rebranding” costs. No word yet on whether he also plans to sue Vlasic, makers of sweet gherkins, for borrowing his last name.

Free long distance calls through Google?

» Free long distance calls through Google? | Googling Google | ZDNet.com
Google finished rolling out their click-to-call functionality on Google Maps today, but after reading an article on Valleywag about how to prank call other people with the service, I got thinking about how else the service could be abused. Although it’s almost certainly against the terms and conditions, the new feature could theoretically allow users to make free long distance phone calls to any North American number.

Since every business listing on Google Maps has the “click-to-call” feature enabled, the only thing you need to do is get listed. Now instead of dialing a long distance phone number on your phone, you “dial” it through your own business listing on Google Maps.

What can Google do to prevent this from happening? Honestly, I don’t think there is a solution unless Google starts charging businesses to have the “click-to-call” feature enabled. But with Microsoft Live Local providing the same feature at no cost, there isn’t much chance that will happen any time soon.